Kitten beats world record for falling asleep in shortest amount of time
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California🔹Mexican/Puerto Rican🔹Straight Edge🔹Addictions: Music/Movies/TV Shows🔹Animal Lover🔹Anime Lover🔹White Boy Lover🔹Nerdy/Dorky/Geeky🔹Gaymer🔹Homo
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2019-01-10
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wait for a surprise
I gasped!!!
are u kidding me
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the most wholesome interactionI love her ❤
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girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho
men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”
Florence Welch vs. Lana Del Rey
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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.
Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’
To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’
The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’
We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.
This is beautiful
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angery!
150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox
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2019-01-09
Important discoveries being made over here.
oh my god😂
[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]
Has science gone too far
YES ABSOLUTELY
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2019-01-08
date a boy who apologizes for being in a bad mood so sincerely it breaks your heart
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date a boy who flirts with you like he’s still trying to win you over
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date a boy who keeps his word even on things you thought was impossible
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date a boy who makes u smile/ laugh so much ur jaw hurts
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Date a boy who asks if you have food for lunch
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